Since I last updated I found a really great toy, its a giant sheep and I get to chew it all the time! Its way more fun than typing!
Let me think. I think I stopped posting because not long after mom ranted about the RSPCA I got really sick. They kept coming to the house wanting money from her, and I was sick so she didn't want anything to do with them and told them to go away and not come back, but they kept coming back. She does think they do some good stuff, but she thinks they do bad stuff too. I like toys more than people, as long as they leave my toys alone I don't care what they do.
Anyway I was coughing all the time and panting non-stop. I got treated for Kennel Cough by a vet who didn't like me. She made me put the face thingy on even though mom said I didn't bite anymore! Better safe than sorry, I was sick but I just wanted to lick her! Honest! After that I didn't get any better and I had to have exedrayeds. Mom says they are special pictures I have to be asleep to take. I don't like them. They showed my heart was really big. The vet said it was faildure, or sommat. Mom was very sad, she said it wasn't my fault my heart was broked, but she loved me anyway - lots and lots! I even got to go to a lake to play, because mom was worried the ocean would be to much for me. We got to play with a stick! Here I am looking for it under the water, but mom thinks it was floating around behind me :/ I didn't find it, but I found a nice rock instead, then another stick! It was a great stick!
Anyway, I started coughing so we had to go home. I had to take icky medicine for my heart, but the vet was worried as it wasn't working. I had to try lots of different medicines, but none of them would work, and mom started worrying more and more. I had to go to the vets again to get my fur taken off and some gel thingy put on for some other pictures, I don't know what they were, but mom cried at the results again. She cried a lot those years. Well with a better look at my heart from the outside and inside with a thingymagiggy, the vet decided that my heart was to big, but it was all in scale. What fish have to do with it I don't know. But my lungs and everything else are all the same size of "to big" and my body and outside is "to small" so it looked like heart brokeness when it wasn't, I was coughing because there just wasn't room for everything inside, because everything outside didn't grow as big as it should have. I guess mom was happy crying? I got lots of cuddles anyway, so its okay.
Now I am on medicine that makes me pee all the time, but I don't cough anymore! It didn't stop me from playing, but mom seems happy that I can play and not cough! She has started taking me places again which I really like, but she is still worried about me sometimes!
Somewhere in there we got this dumb white thing that talks to me, and sometimes screams for no reason. Mom says he is a parrot. I don't know, he pulls my fur, but he feeds me and talks to me all day too. I still don't know if I like him. Lately mom doesn't seem to like him either, he keeps biting her which is not nice. She says that's because she isn't firm enough with him, but I think he is just dumb - I got loads of extra things when I stopped biting, AND you only need to bite if something is going to hurt you. Nothing ever hurts me here, and nothing has ever hurt stupid, well I did once, he grabbed my fur so I ran away and he fell on the floor. He ran after me too until mom put her foot in the way, then he just walked back to his cage and threw food on the floor for me. I think we are friends again. He doesn't bite me though, just pulls fur. Mom says its preening and it means he likes me. I like him and I don't lick him. He is just weird.
Mom and dad let me sleep upstairs with them now again too, so I don't have to share them all the time. Its very nice. I have a load of toys up there to play with. I like it up there, but it gets to hot. Its to hot everywhere right now, so mom cut my hair again. I hope I don't have to go see Molly until it grows back in. She makes fun of me enough without silly hair cuts!